E.T. the Extra Terrestrial

He is afraid. He is alone. He is three million light years from home.

"Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan."
"A bald monkey?"
"Is he a pig? He sure eats like one."

    --  Michael, Elliot and Gertie
 

"What do I do?"
"I don't know. You have absolute power, remember?"

    --  Elliot and Michael
 

"I taught him how to talk. He can talk now."

    --  Gertie
 

"Here he is."
"Who?"
"The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already."

    --  Gertie and Mary
 

"How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?"

    --  Elliot
 

"E.T. phone home."

    --  E.T.

"He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship."
"Well, can't he just beam up?"
"This is REALITY, Greg."

    --  Elliot and Greg
 

"He needs to go home, he's calling his people, and I don't know where they are, and he needs to go home."

    --  Elliot
 

"You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore."

    --  Elliot