Almost Famous
 

Experience it. Enjoy it. Just don't fall for it.

"I am a golden god!"

  -- Russel Hammond
 

"Your aura is purple!  Your aura is purple!"

  -- Sapphire

"Do you have to be depressed to write a sad song? Do you have to be in love to write a love song? Is a song better when it really happened to you? Like "Love Thing," where did you write that and who was it about?"
"When did you get so professional?"

  -- William Miller and Russel Hammond
 

"This song explains why I'm leaving home to become a stewardess."

  --  Anita Miller
 

"Rock stars have kidnapped my son!"

  -- Elaine Miller
 

"They don't even know what it is to be a fan. Y'know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts."

  --  Sapphire

"Oh man, you made friends with 'em. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong."
"Well, it was fun."
"Because they make you feel cool, and hey, I met you. You are not cool."

  --  Lester Bangs and William Miller
 

"He was never a person, he was a journalist!"

  -- Jeff Bebe
 

"I'm gay!"

  -- Ed (his only line)
 

"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

  -- Penny Lane