Armageddon

It's closer than you think.

"Sir, we have a national security matter."
"Good for you."

    --  FBI Agent and Rockhound
 

"I know the presidents' chief advisor, we were at MIT together. And, at this point in time, you really don't want to take advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics. The presidents' advisors are wrong. I am right."

    --  Ronald Quincy
 

"The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun."

    --  General Kimsey

"Baby, do you think its possible that there's someone doing this very same thing at this very same time?"
"I hope so, otherwise, what the hell are we trying to save?"

    --  Grace and AJ
 

"Ok, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. What's it gonna be like up there?"
"200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that."
"Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable."

    --  Oscar and Truman
 

"If anybody's anybody, I'm Hans and you're Chewbacca."
"Chewy? Have you ever seen Star Wars?"

    --  AJ and Oscar
 

"Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!"

    --  Lev Andropov
 

"I hate it when I know everything!"

    --  Rockhound
 

"Well it's about time, I haven't thrown up in about an hour."

    --  Rockhound