Beauty and the Beast

The most beautiful love story ever told.

"This is yet another example of the late neoclassical baroque period. And, as I always say, "if it's not baroque, don't fix it!"

    --  Cogsworth
 

"You'll come out or I'll break down the door!"
"Master, I could be wrong, but that may not be the best way to win the girl's affections."

    --  Beast and Lumiere

"Gaston, you are positively primeval."
"Why thank you, Belle.

    --  Belle and Gaston
 

"No one plots like Gaston, takes cheap shots like Gaston, plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!"

    --  LeFou
 

"It's not normal for a woman to read! Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*... "

    --  Gaston
 

"Couldn't keep quiet, could we? Just HAD to invite him to STAY, didn't we?  'Serve him TEA." "Sit in zee master's CHAIR." "Pet zee POOCH!'"

    --  Cogsworth
 

"I want adventure in the great, wide somewhere. I want it more than I can tell. And for once it would be grand to have someone understand. I want so much more than they've got planned."

    --  Belle