Erin Brockovich

She brought a small town to its feet and a huge corporation to its knees.

"Did they teach you how to apologize at lawyer school? 'Cause you suck at it."

    --  Erin Brockovich
 

"You're a lawyer?"
"NO, no... I hate lawyers. I only work for them."

    --  Donna Jensen and Erin Brockovich
 

"So tell me something Scott, does PG&E pay you to cover their ass or do you just do it out of the kindness of your heart?"

    --  Erin Brockovich
 

"What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?"
"They're called boobs, Ed."

    --  Ed Masry and Erin Brockovich

 

"Okay, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here..."
"That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes."

    --  Theresa Dallavale and Erin Brockovich
 

"Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize? Because you suck at it!"

    --  Ed Masry
 

"For the first time in my life, I got people respecting me. Please, don't ask me to give it up."

    --  Erin Brockovich

"Wha... how did you do this?"
"Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right?"
"Oh, yeah, completely. No faith, no faith... "
"I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired. "

    --  Kurt Potter, Erin Brockovich and Ed Masry

 

"Are you going to be something else that I have to survive? Because I don't think I can handle it."

    --  Erin Brockovich
 

"I want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth Mr. Walker. Or what you might expect someone to pay you for your uterus Ms. Sanchez. Then you take out your calculator and you multiply that number by a hundred. Anything less than that is a waste of our time... By the way, we had that water brought in especially for you folks. Came from a well in Hinkley."
"I think this meeting is over."
"Damn right it is."

    --  Erin Brockovich, Ms. Sanchez, and Ed Masry