Finding Nemo

There are 3.7 trillion fish in the ocean.  They're looking for one.

"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy... Ow!  Bad squishy, bad squishy!"

    --  Dory
 

"This tank will get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques."
"Oui?"
"No cleaning."
"I shall resist."

    --  Gill and Jacques

"Dolphins. They think they're so cute. Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you."

    --  Chum
 

"Mine.  Mine.  Mine.  Mine. Mine. Mine."

    --  Seagulls
 

"Hey. You guys made me ink..."

    --  Pearl
 

"Okay, a mollusk walks up to this sea cucumber, well he doesn't actually walk, he's just there, and he turns to the sea cucumber, and... Well, wait, there's a mollusk and a sea cucumber and... "
"You know for a clown fish, he's not that funny."

    --  Marlin and Chum
 

"The water's going down. It's half-empty."
"Hmm... I'd say it's half-full.
"Stop that."

    --  Marlin and Dory
 

"Curse you, Aqua Scum!"

    --  Gurgle

 

"Hey, look. "Esc-a-pay". Hey, it's spelled just like escape."

    --  Dory
 

"Okay, class. Optical orbits up front, and remember, we keep our subesophageal ganglia to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy."

    --  Mr. Ray
 

"Oh don't worry. Whales don't eat clownfish. They eat krill."
"Swim away!"
"Oh look. Krill."

    --  Dory and Krill

"Sharkbait OO HA HA!"

    --  Fishtank Fish
 

"I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food."

    --  Sharks
 

"Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?"
"No I don't wanna know."
"Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim."
"Dory, no singing."
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim."
"Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head."
"Sorry."

    --  Dory and Marlin