Garden State

"This is life. This is it."

"Are You really retarded?"
"No."
"Oh, great job man I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!"

    --    Sam and Large
 

"This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing."

    --    Sam
 

"I'm going to kill that motherfucker."
"Pun intended?"

    --    Mark and Large
 

"You look like a wet beaver."

    --    Mark
 

"Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole."

    --    Mark
 

"I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better."

    --    Mark
 

"You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? That idea of home is gone. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place."

    --    Large
 

"If you don't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a lot longer than you want it to."

    --    Sam
 

"Hey Albert? Good luck exploring the infinite abyss."
"Thanks.  Hey, you too."

    --    Large and Albert