Jerry Maguire

Everybody loved him... Everybody disappeared.

"Look at me Laurel, I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world."

    --  Dorothy
 

"Anyone else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money."

    --  Rod Tidwell
 

"I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial, starring you, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back."

    --  Jerry Maguire
 

"Show me the money!"

    --  Jerry Maguire
 

"D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?"
"Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards?"
"D'you know that bees and dogs can smell fear?"
"Did you know that the career record for hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame?"
"D'you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?"
"I... I can't compete with that!"

    --  Ray and Jerry Maguire
 

"There is a sensitivity thing that some people have. I don't have it. I don't cry at movies, I don't gush over babies, I don't buy Christmas presents 5 months early, and I don't tell the guy who just ruined both our lives, 'Oh, poor baby.' But I do love you."

    --  Avery Bishop
 

"Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarrassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?"

    --  Jerry Maguire
 

"I just want to be inspired."

    --  Dorothy
 

"I love you. You... complete me."
"Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at 'hello.'"

    --  Jerry Maguire and Dorothy
 

"What's wrong, Mommy?"
"First class, that's what's wrong. It used to be a better meal, now it's a better life."

    --  Ray and Dorothy
 

"Help me... help you. Help me, help you."

    --  Jerry Maguire
 

"I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is."

    --  Dorothy