Jersey Girl

Forget about who you thought you were, and just accept who you are.

"George Michael is all about the ladies. 'I want your sex.' Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?"

    --  Ollie
 

"'Cats' is the second worst thing that ever happened to New York City."

    --  Ollie
 

"Try acting like a father, shit-head."

    --  Bart
 

"That was kinda sweet. I'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinke."

    --  Maya
 

"Do you have any questions about what you saw?"
"Do you have what Brian has?"
"Yes."
"Is it as big as his?"
"Sadly, yes."

    --  Ollie and Gertie
 

"I hate you even more you little shit! You and your mother took my life away from me!"

    --  Ollie
 

"You're the only thing I was ever good at."

    --  Ollie