Kill Bill: Volume 2

 

 

 

 

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

 

 

 

 

"She must suffer to her last breath."

    --  Elle Driver
 

"How did you find me?"
"I'm the man."

    --  The Bride and Bill
 

"That woman deserves her revenge... and we deserve to die.  But then again, so does she."

    --  Budd
 

"I'm a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard."

    --  Bill
 

"From here you can get an excellent view of my foot."

    --  Pai Mei
 

"It's my arm now, I'll do what I want with it."

    --  Pai Mei
 

"He hates Caucasians, he despises Americans, and he has nothing but contempt for women... so in your case, it might take a while."

    --  Bill
 

"Your so-called kung-fu - is really - quite pathetic."

    --  Pai Mei
 

"May I have a glass of water, please?"

    --  The Bride
 

"Bill shot you in the head, no?
"Yes."
"I would've been much nicer. I would've just cut your face."

    --  Esteban Vihaio and The Bride
 

"I was wondering, just 'tween us girls, what did you say to Pai Mei for him to snatch out your eye?"
"I called him a miserable old fool."
"Ooh, bad idea."
"You know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool."

    --  The Bride and Elle Driver
 

"That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become... my sword."
"Bitch, you don't have a future."

    --  Elle Driver and The Bride

 

"Freeze, Mommy!"
"Bang bang!"
"Oh B.B., Mommy got us. I'm dying."
"I'm dying."
"Fall down, sweetheart. Mommy shot you.  But little did Quick-Draw Kiddo know that little B.B. was playing possum, due to the fact she was impervious to bullets."
"I'm impervious to bullets, Mommy."
"Hey, get back down there. You're playing possum.  So, as the smirking killer approached, what she thought, was a bullet-ridden corpse, that's when little B.B. fired."
"Bang bang!"
"You're dead, Mommy... so die.  B.B...."
"Oh, B.B., you got me. I should have known... you are the best."
"Oh, Mommy, don't die. I was just playing."
"I know."

    --  B.B., Bill, and The Bride

"You and I have unfinished business."
"Baby, you ain't kidding."

    --  The Bride and Bill
 

"How do I look?"
"You look ready."

    --  Bill and The Bride