MAN ON THE MOON

"Hello, my name is Andy and this is my movie."

"You're insane, but you might also be brilliant."

    --  George Shapiro
 

"Since you've all been such good boys and girls, I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out for milk and cookies. There are buses outside. Everybody follow me."

    --  Andy Kaufman
 

"I am from Caspiar, an Island in the Caspian Sea. It sunk."

    --  Andy Kaufman
 

"So, you just pretend to be an asshole."
"It's what I'm good at."

    --  Lynne Margulies and Andy Kaufman
 

"So... ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?!"

    --  Tony Clifton

"Andy Kauffman is Tony Clifton. And Tony Clifton is Andy Kauffman. They'll deny it up and down, but believe me, it's true!"

    --  George Shapiro
 

"You don't know the real me."
"There isn't a real you."
"Oh yeah, I forgot."

    --  Andy Kaufman and Lynne Margulies