Mean Girls

Watch your back.

"Get in loser, we're going shopping."

    --  Regina
 

"If you're from Africa, why are you white?"
"Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."

    --  Karen and Gretchen
 

"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular!"

    --  Gretchen
 

"One time, Regina George punched me in the face. It was AWESOME."

    --  Random girl
 

"That is so fetch!"
"Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"

    --  Gretchen and Regina
 

"There's a 30% chance that it's already raining."

    --  Gretchen
 

"Oh, hi. Would you like to buy some drugs?"

    --  Ms. Norbury
 

"Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs."

    --  Janis

"There is a serious problem here and we're going to solve it right now. I'll keep you here all night if I have to."
"We can only keep them until four."
"I will keep you here until four."

    --  Mr. Duvall and Secretary
 

"Half of the people in this room don't like me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed someone into a bus, and that's not good."

    --  Cady