Pirates of the Caribbean:
The Curse of the Black Pearl

Prepare to be blown out of the water.

"You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?"

    --  Captain Jack Sparrow
 

"You cheated."
"Pirate."

    --  Will Turner and Captain Jack Sparrow
 

"No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me."

    --  Norrington and Captain Jack Sparrow
 

"You're despicable."
"Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square."

    --  Elizabeth and Captain Jack Sparrow
 

"You can keep doing that forever, the dog is never going to move."

    --  Captain Jack Sparrow
 

"You know nothing of hell."

    -- Koehler
 

"'Ello, poppet."

    --  Pintel
 

"One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?"
"I'd die for her."
"Oh, good.  No worries then."

    --  Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner
 

"Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal."
"There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?"
"I want you to leave and never come back."
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'no.'"

    --  Elizabeth and Barbossa


"First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner."

    --  Barbossa
 

"If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it."

    --  Captain Jack Sparrow

 

"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?"

    --  Captain Jack Sparrow
 

"Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft."
"He roped himself a couple of sea turtles."
"Aye. Sea turtles."
"What did he use for rope?"
"Human hair... from my back."

    --  Mr. Gibbs, Will Turner and Captain Jack Sparrow
 

"...and then they made me their chief."

    --  Captain Jack Sparrow
 

"For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh.  You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one."

    --  Barbossa
 

"How the blazes did you get off that island?"
"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."

    --  Barbossa and Captain Jack Sparrow

 

"That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum."
"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

    --  Elizabeth and Captain Jack Sparrow
 

"Wherever we want to go, we go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and hull and a deck and sails. That's what a ship needs. But what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom."

    --  Captain Jack Sparrow
 

"But why is the rum gone?"

    --  Captain Jack Sparrow
 

"Why thank ye, Jack."
"You're welcome."
"Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack."

    --  Barbossa and Captain Jack Sparrow

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

    --  Captain Jack Sparrow
 

"Perley, that's the one. Parley."
"Down to the depths whatever mind thought of 'Parley.'"
"That'd be the French."

    --  Captain Jack Sparrow and Pintel
 

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

    --  Captain Jack Sparrow
 

"So what now, Jack Sparrow? Will it be it two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?"
"Or you could surrender."

    --  Barbossa and Captain Jack Sparrow
 

"I feel... cold."

    --  Barbossa
 

"A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around."

    --  Captain Jack Sparrow

"I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically."

    --  Captain Jack Sparrow
 

"Now... bring me that horizon...  and really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho."

    --  Captain Jack Sparrow