Shrek 2

Once upon another time...

"The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away."

    --  Shrek

"Pray for mercy from Puss... in boots."

    --  Puss in Boots
 

"I don't feel any different. Do I look any different?"
"You still look like an ass to me."

    --  Donkey and Puss in Boots
 

"Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway?"

    --  Donkey
 

"I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted! And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried and smothered in chocolate..."

    --  Fairy Godmother
 

"Oh, don't be such a drama king!"

    --  Queen
 

"Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you."

    --  Donkey
 

"Oh, don't feel bad, Shrek. Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you."

    --  Donkey

 

"It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!"

    --  Gingerbread Man