Toy Story

The toys are back in town.

"I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout."

    --  Rex
 

"ROAR!"
"Oh, hi Rex."
"Did I frighten you? Tell me honestly."
"I was very close to being scared that time."
"I was going for fearsome, but I don't think I have it in me. I think I'm just coming off as annoying."

    --  Rex and Woody
 

"Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso."
"I don't get it."
"You uncultured swine."

    --  Mr. Potato Head and Hamm
 

"Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy."
"Toy?"
"T-O-Y, toy."
"Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is 'space ranger.'"
"The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present."

    --  Woody
 

"How come you don't have a laser, Woody?"
"It's not a laser. It's a little light that blinks."
"What's wrong with him?"
"Laser envy."

    --  Mr. Potato Head, Woody and Hamm
 

"Do you know these life forms?"
"Yes, they're Andy's toys."

    --  Buzz Lightyear and Woody
 

"That wasn't flying; that was falling with style."

    --  Woody
 

"You are a sad, strange, little man. You have my pity. Farewell."

    --  Buzz Lightyear
 

"What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?"

    --  Woody
 

"I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
"Oh.  Well, that's good."
"But we're not on my planet, are we?"

    --  Buzz Lightyear and Woody
 

"A stranger."
"From the outside."
"Oooooooooooooooooh."

    --  Aliens
 

"I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school."

    --  Buzz Lightyear
 

"This is no time to panic."
"This is the perfect time to panic!"

    --  Buzz Lightyear and Woody
 

"One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister."

    --  Buzz Lightyear
 

"Reach for the sky!"
"Huh?"
"This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"
"What?"
"Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!"
"It's busted."
"Who are you calling busted, Buster?"
"Huh?"
"That's right! I'm talking to you, Sid Philips! We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or torn apart."
"W-we?"
"That's right, your toys!  From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!  We toys can see everything!  So play nice."

    --  Woody and Sid