The Wizard of Oz

The happiest film ever made!

"Why don't you find a place where there isn't any trouble."
"A place where there isn't any trouble. Do you suppose there is such a place Toto? There must be. It's not a place you can get to by a boat or a train. It's far, far away. Behind the moon, beyond the rain."

    --  Aunt Em and Dorothy
 

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

    --  Dorothy
 

"Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk."

    --  Dorothy
 

"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking."

    --  Scarecrow
 

"Oilcan."

    --  The Tinman
 

"Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!"

    --  Dorothy
 

"Alright, I'll go in there for Dorothy. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch, guards or no guards, I'll tear them apart. I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there. There's only one thing I want you fellows to do."
"What's that?"
"Talk me out of it."

    --  The Cowardly Lion, the Tinman and the Scarecrow
 

"Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?"

    --  Wicked Witch
 

"That's a peculiar kind of horse!"
"It's a horse of a different color!"

    --  Dorothy and Guardian
 

"Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz. I said come back tomorrow."

    --  Wizard of Oz
 

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."

    --  Wizard of Oz
 

"A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others."

    --  Wizard of Oz
 

"Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable."

    --  Wizard of Oz

"Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma."

    --  Wizard of Oz
 

"Professor Marvel never guesses. He knows!"

    --  Professor Marvel
 

"There's no place like home!"

    --  Dorothy