Your perfection has been scored on a basis of 15 categories, listed below.  These lists are final and there is no debating your placement on them.  Deal with it.
Disclaimer: any animosity in these lists is for humors sake only.  If you take it seriously, you should have your head examined.

--Scrubs quoting abilities
        Perfectly quoting a very perfect TV show definitely ups your perfection quotient.

100..............Brandon
95................Katherine
95................Ryan
80................Leahanne
75................Katie
45................Kistie
2..................Veronica
2..................Steph

--Love of Garden State
        The same goes for perfect movies.

345...............Leahanne (no one can match my love, come now)
344...............Steph
343...............Ryan
343...............Brandon
201...............Veronica
200...............Katie
47.................Kistie
45.................Katherine (there is no limit to how much you can compliment Zach Braff, ho!)

--Makes me laugh
       

450...............Veronica (your xanga makes me happy)
449...............Brandon
245...............Katie (though mostly because she's just so damn random)
234...............Ryan
230...............Steph
228...............Katherine
176...............Kistie
19.................Leahanne (yeah... I'm not funny)

--Likes my cats

10.................Leahanne (Yes, I love them, my pretties... do my bidding!)
9...................Katie (I think she's drawn to their evil nature...)
8...................Ryan
7...................Veronica
7...................Katherine
6...................Kistie
6...................Steph
0.434............Brandon (Allergy whore!  And those aren't their names!)

--Doesn't make fun of me

425...............Leahanne (Another first place... go me!)
45.................Kistie
40.................Katherine
39.................Steph
25.................Katie
17.................Veronica
0...................Ryan
0...................Brandon (BOO you whores!)
 

--Chauferness

50.................Leahanne
49.................Brandon
48.................Ryan
47.................Veronica
46.................Katie
45.................Kistie
44.................Katherine
43.................Steph

--Pool playing skillz

20.................Ryan (-5 for beating me so often... that show-off bastard)
19.................Brandon
15.5..............Veronica
14.................Leahanne
12.................Kistie
10.................Steph
10.................Katherine
3...................Katie (it's the midget hands)

--Agrees with me on movies

293...............Leahanne
215...............Katie
192...............Katherine
147...............Kistie
140.1............Steph
140...............Veronica
4...................Brandon (-231 for making fun of the Pianist)
4...................Ryan (see above)

--Agrees with me on music

400...............Leahanne (wow, I really do rock)
350...............Ryan
300...............Brandon
275...............Steph
200...............Veronica
150...............Katherine
100...............Katie (That's what you get for insulting Better Than Ezra, slutbucket!)
50.................Kistie (Metallica?!)

--Aggie Spirit

40.................Leahanne
39.................Katherine
38.................Brandon
37.................Katie
1.25..............Kistie
0.67..............Ryan (hey, he did do the senior wildcat... kinda...)
0.49..............Veronica
0.47..............Steph (well, that's what you get for having a cow for your mascot...)

--Most photogenic

207...............Veronica
206...............Steph
193...............Ryan (those emo tears are really workin' for you)
190...............Katherine
188.5............Brandon
120...............Kistie
147...............Leahanne
99.2..............Katie (red eye!)

--Nerdiness

1,000............Kistie
500...............Ryan
499...............Brandon
398...............Katie
350...............Katherine
349...............Leahanne
201...............Veronica
200...............Steph

--Is 20 (oh!  take that bitches.)

500................Leahanne
0.1.................Katie (almost there!)
0....................Kistie
0....................Brandon
0....................Ryan
0....................Katherine
-5...................Veronica
-5...................Steph (you're way too young.)

--BLOND hair and blue eyes

67..................Ryan (+2 for the Farrah hair!)
64..................Leahanne
60..................Katie (-5 for those crazy green eyes)
58..................Katherine
32..................Kistie
14..................Veronica
07..................Brandon
0.61...............Steph (+0.61 for being Asian)

--Harem-worthiness

652..................Steph
554..................Veronica
450..................Katie
449..................Leahanne
448..................Katherine
348..................Ryan
15....................Brandon (always a harem master, never a harem member...)
0.8...................Kistie