Quotes

Kelli

"Or we could all just go lay on a bed of nails."
"Mutation is the new pink."

Brandon

"It was fun until it started raining shingle crap"
"I can't tell where the baby slaughter is."
"Third grade is dangerous when you're not in it."

Melissa

"I feel like an internet stalker."
"Two wizards, a taco and a... cabana boy?"
"Who needs milk? We've got cocaine."

Katherine

"You made the noises!"
"Dr. K would personally castrate him."

Other quotes: